Wednesday 21 September 2016
London’s Metropolitan Police have issued an ominous warning to local eccentric, Charlie Davidson, saying that this would be his last before police are obliged to take him into custody, urging him to “tone it down a bit”.
Davidson, best known to the area simply as ‘Moped Mirrors Man’, responded with complete bewilderment.
“Final warning? This is the first warning! What crime am I being charged with?”