Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Met Issue Final Warning to English Eccentric

Wednesday 21 September 2016

London’s Metropolitan Police have issued an ominous warning to local eccentric, Charlie Davidson, saying that this would be his last before police are obliged to take him into custody, urging him to “tone it down a bit”.

Davidson, best known to the area simply as ‘Moped Mirrors Man’, responded with complete bewilderment.

“Final warning? This is the first warning! What crime am I being charged with?”

A police spokesperson declined to comment further on the matter when contacted by reporters.

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