Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Mayor Sadiq Khan Unveils Ambitious New Benches

A nice firm Stoo1: Photo property of No Working Title


Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, is set to unveil ‘the benches of London’s tomorrow’ in the coming weeks.
This will be the first in a string of daring new vanity projects that will seek to solidify his legacy as an eccentric visionary to rival mayors past.

The new one-seater bench, a masterpiece of modern design known as Stoo1, will bring urban reclining solutions in ergonomic single-occupancy units.

Many of the world’s leading furniture designers sent drawings and samples of Stoo1 to the mayor’s office for his inspection. It was the Mayor himself that decided which sample of Stoo1 would end up spread across London’s streets.

When asked by NWT reporters whether replacing London’s benches with single-seat ones would have a detrimental impact on rough sleepers, Khan replied, “Don't worry, our Stoo1s won't be too hard.”

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